The Onion: '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda



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An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.
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Looks like ... ( 1 day ago by KamiZumo)
Looks like something I said hit a little too close to home. ^_^ You're now replying twice to my one. Are you falling in love with me? Is that it? *giggles again, because you seem to like it*
can you count i see ... ( 1 day ago by firemanladder33)
can you count i see one. ok dumb ass. hahaha now you want me to fall in love with you? i love it when people like you have to resort to name calling and insult games. it shows you have no backbone for any arguments.
The posts are all ... ( 1 day ago by KamiZumo)
The posts are all there for people to read m'dear. It's one thing to change reality when there's no proof, but when the comments are there for everybody to read? Honestly kiddo, trying to lie your way out of a hot spot isn't gonna impress the ladies. Kiddo, you've mistakenly assumed that I was trying to debate with you. All I did was spot a moron and decide to do a little poking. You've reacted splendidly by the way. Keep this up and I'm making you my pet.
to see what that ... ( 1 day ago by firemanladder33)
to see what that you and everyone else takes this shit serious and argues about it? then you try toi debate sarcastic comments? lmfao please make a half logical comment. i am still waiting.how would you make me your pet? do you not realize that you can not own something that is smarter and tougher then you? seriously smarten up a little bit. i know it sucks when you look ignorant, but its ok little faggit bitch.
Methinks thou dost ... ( 1 day ago by KamiZumo)
Methinks thou dost protest too much. I know I'm a sexy presence online, but your attempts at flirting are getting a little heavy-handed. Lighten up a bit okay? This is still the internet. Now I'm 60% sure that I'll be making you my pet.
still waiting for ... ( 1 day ago by firemanladder33)
still waiting for onelogical statement douche bag. in fact if you used the word pet in reference to me in person i would knock you the fuck out faggit
No you won't. Cuz ... ( 1 day ago by KamiZumo)
No you won't. Cuz you're a loser on the internet. And nobody's gonna be sympathetic to a bastard who punches girls. Just gonna let you know that if you do try to find me irl that such a thing is considered stalking, and is illegal. Even if you think you love me. Now 70% sure that I'll be making you my pet.
now i hit girls? ... ( 1 day ago by firemanladder33)
now i hit girls? hahaha are you a retard? 100 percent sure you belong in a loony bin with a crayon and piece of paper. lmao
That hint flew ... ( 1 day ago by KamiZumo)
That hint flew right over your head didn't it? Yes, I'm a girl. I'm sorry you're in a loony bin with only a piece of paper and crayon. How are you getting online? Now 80% sure.
You are a very ... ( 1 day ago by KamiZumo)
You are a very special snowflake, to misspell a name online when it's right in front of you. Are you aware of the ctrl+c/ ctrl+v function?
Dude, I'm not ... ( 1 day ago by Rata4You)
Dude, I'm not disagreeing with you, but you do know that there have been 2 known false-flag operations in the past that were bungled & discovered...right? Check out USS Liberty where Israel attacked a US warship trying to make it look like Syria was the attacker so they can go to war with them. Re 9/11...I simply don't believe the CIA is smart enough or disciplined enough to carry it out. It's more likely a terrorist organization that has such qualities.
Of course there ... ( 21 hours ago by PoetryHound)
Of course there have been false flag operations. That doesn't mean 9/11 was one.
i lived downstars ... ( 17 hours ago by beeohhski)
i lived downstars from the pilots that flew and they helped me move into my apartment and sat around and hung out for a bit and smoked some weed and shit right the fbi showed up after the bombing and was going through their shit and walked in my house while i was smoking weed and were like "do you guys know the people that live upstairs" i said "no are you gonna arrest us"."no we dont give a shit about weed we just want to know if you knew the terrorists" they were really nice tho it suprised me
wow you are so ... ( 16 hours ago by firemanladder33)
wow you are so smart and original. now it is clear you have no creativity either. you play the i know you are, but what am i game. lmao please stfu you dumb ass carpet muncher.
*munches on carpets ... ( 16 hours ago by KamiZumo)
*munches on carpets* But you can't seem to stop talking to me. Why is that? Oh, I know why. It's because you love me. Sorry m'dear, you're gonna have to come up with a lot more creative insults to impress me. I noticed that you started backpedaling, trying to pass off your gullibility as only "satire". Do you know what satire is?
ya this one isnt ... ( 16 hours ago by Berdwerd)
ya this one isnt even funny.... itsl ike a summary of the beliefs of both sides of 911 opinoins... not seeing the comedy in this, at all
wud u ever shut up ... ( 15 hours ago by jeromemurray)
wud u ever shut up KamiZumo
this man is not ... ( 14 hours ago by Blackeyesasma)
this man is not even an arabic hahahahahahahahahahahaha
this a good jook
not evry one with a kofa on his haed is an arabic
you ideot
hahahaha
you pethatic
The comedy is in ... ( 13 hours ago by PeteTStarr)
The comedy is in the beliefs you are talking about... they're completely ridiculous
2:22 did he ... ( 6 hours ago by cooljoe411)
2:22 did he threaten the washington monument!?!?!
wen 911 happened ... ( 6 hours ago by nezayork357)
wen 911 happened after a few hours i said that i would hate the jokes about it. then i see this
September 11th was ... ( 4 hours ago by Eidelmania)
September 11th was an inside job. The insiders were a gold key club of Mosad, pentagon, and CIA. The day after Obama gets inaugurated the stock market well drop big time. It's another deliberate "inside job". The great depresion well look like a peach pie compared to what's coming, and it's all a inside ploy to establish the new world order, I.E. micro chips, one world currency/ government, and the end of liberty. That's some funny shit huh? just wait until January 21 and then December 21 2012
lol, oh boy...here ... ( 4 hours ago by cuckoopuffs87)
lol, oh boy...here we go!
den of jackels, we ... ( 3 hours ago by SONofEIRE1987)
den of jackels, we have common ground. lol we have the receit ok...lol



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