I'm bo yo.



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buy that shit! music and lyrics by bo burnham Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it, And girl, if
your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming, And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. I spit fire like I just blew a demon My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies Youll bleed for so long youll get
monthly ellipses. If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya. You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya I'm bo yo And im the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater im hot Im a r
eal G shawty that can really find your g spot Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3 Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree) That's right, consider yourself warned Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it
ma'am? Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram? Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham. First base, were making out Second base, im getting faked out. Third base, im getting take out And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd
take it out But I just don't know I said I just don't care My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear Cause you can smell and spell my stink B.O. lingers and it makes you think Chorus... Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts, I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaz
e Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her. Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise. My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with... Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects Im
talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame And girl I left you cause u left the
game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name Chorus.... Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics This isn't about ironic pigment If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment. My junks so long that it hangs and swings, s
o at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings. Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me
) Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey


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Love the page!! ( 3 hours ago by YodaVanHalen)
Love the page!!
By the way thank ... ( 3 hours ago by YodaVanHalen)
By the way thank you for the great comments!! John Denner
my dogs name is bo. ... ( 3 hours ago by Caplock21)
my dogs name is bo. how does that make you feel? just kidding man, big fan. but for real my dogs name is bo...
The reference to ... ( 3 hours ago by delplaya88)
The reference to the asian sex machine, does any1 have the link? I thought it was on college humore.
Does anyone have ... ( 3 hours ago by delplaya88)
Does anyone have the link to the asian sex machine vid. was on college humor? Great video Bo Yo.
thats sweet dude ... ( 2 hours ago by bizzle1783)
thats sweet dude well done you
wtf is patty ... ( 2 hours ago by intrestlovr2)
wtf is patty mayonnaise?
a peanuts character. ( 2 hours ago by TwigsInc)
a peanuts character.
Patti Mayonnaise ... ( 2 hours ago by SuperKesler)
Patti Mayonnaise was a character on the animated show Doug.
i love it!! :D ( 2 hours ago by SheHasNoHeart)
i love it!! :D
i have watchedit 50 ... ( 1 hour ago by tollakt)
i have watchedit 50 times :)
wow u r awesome u ... ( 1 hour ago by wonwonwova)
wow u r awesome u spit rhymes like wicked cool also love ur from boston im a ri native but i spent a month at northeastern
i only just got " ... ( 1 hour ago by conorvrhcp)
i only just got "third whirled c*nt tree"
god im an idiot
classic: That's ... ( 1 hour ago by imnochampion)
classic: That's right, consider yourself warned
Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn
I'm Bo Yo ( 1 hour ago by KristianSF)
I'm Bo Yo
hahah awesome man! ( 1 hour ago by timothyjohansson)
hahah awesome man!
i love u bo! ( 44 minutes ago by PeterHorner94)
i love u bo!
i love him too back ... ( 38 minutes ago by sk8rchick1818)
i love him too back off!
*facepalm* Doug ... ( 37 minutes ago by auburntigers10)
*facepalm* Doug anyone?
doug is an old ... ( 34 minutes ago by iluzzyooh)
doug is an old cartoon that never comes on i used to love it his friends name was skeeter and skeeters girl was patty mayonnaise. hope i help!
Lol! I think I'm in ... ( 32 minutes ago by UniQueLyEviL)
Lol! I think I'm in love. <3
Array ( 25 minutes ago by youaregay666)
<3!
this song is awsome ... ( 22 minutes ago by MissUnanimousxox)
this song is awsome me m8 didnt get half of it so i had 2 explain! keep up tha awsome tunes. and ur phit as:P
I miss watching ... ( 4 minutes ago by palmtree333)
I miss watching doug. But Patty wasn't Skeeter's girl. She was Doug's crush.



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