Hummus: The Rap
Uploaded by: GoRemy
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An ode to hummus. Or however you spell it. Hope you like it. Plenty of videos to come this summer!
Oh, here are the lyrics, it's kinda fast-paced: Hummus. I'm eating hummus. Dip it to my thumb-us. It's the best, beats the rest When you seem to need a paste with some taste to put on your pita Hit me, hit me With a little chick pea Got a lot of bread That's the trick, see? I'm a fast pita ea
ter got the pedal to the metal Putting down so much bread You'd think I was Hansel and Gretel Now my bread's all gone Hmm, what's the next pick? Checkin the pantry How 'bout some bread sticks? Bust the tops off the box Dip it in all the way Put that stick in my head Like I'm Phineas Gage I got my
hummus from the supermarket Don't be a weenie If you want real hummus in your stomach Then you need some tahini Is this hummus cooked? You ain't gotta boil it, yo You just need more peas than a toilet bowl You've been sitting there for hours eating? Maybe brah... It's like the toilet's eating hum
mus Through a crazy straw! Remy Remz in a Benz Cruisin' on a Sunday When'd you rent a Benz, Remz? I thought you rock a Hyundai Driving up to Detroit Now that summer's here Rock City? Nah man, I call it Hummusville! What, you on vacation? Sounds like a nice world Man, I'm working harder than a Val
trex in a Spice Girl Dearborn's the place where the hummus flows I thought they liked coneys, man I saw it in the Post I love dipping in the hummus, man I beg your pardon? I'm eating more paste than I did in kindergarten Options pouring out on Warren lots of food I see Got cuisine on from Shatila
down to New Yasmeen I done came for the food I'm a hummus-eating menace Ask my doctor, turn your head and cough Aren't you a dentist? Clap your hands really fast If you think hummus is the best Now shake sh-shake shake your pita If you hit the hummus with paprika Saddam, Iran, Osama, Baby bomb
er drama, little peace: it's on your TV, but believe me There is good in Middle East, it's... Hummus. I'm eating hummus. With Thomas Jefferson-us.
Tags for this video: arab dearborn detroit go goremy habib hummus michigan rap remy virginia
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they're pieces of sht. they have no country.
HE THANKS A SPIDER-MAN AND BEN 10 IS REAL
lmao
lol am i right?
it has to be sour
i love hummus so much
im eating hummus with thomas jefferson-us
lol that was the best rap i ever heard
thanx for adding it