Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"



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Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
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Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head. I used to be a man, but every time I cough, tha
nks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you... I KILL YOUOUOU! Thanks f
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SILENCE! night. ... ( 14 hours ago by instantlygratified)
SILENCE! night. hahahahaah.
lol ( 13 hours ago by L1LANGEL07)
lol
thats wen i got ... ( 13 hours ago by L1LANGEL07)
thats wen i got shot in the ass by the U.S military xD
u no that xbox game ... ( 13 hours ago by L1LANGEL07)
u no that xbox game guitar hero i wud kik ur ass
[guitar]
ok mabee halo
thank you guitar ... ( 13 hours ago by djdec13)
thank you guitar guy now go backstage and do ur drugs now or what ever u do lol hilarius
looks u already ... ( 13 hours ago by glareonthesnare)
looks u already went
u suck bitch this ... ( 12 hours ago by jobrolover13132)
u suck bitch this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny u jus dont gots no humor achmed rox
true that ( 11 hours ago by rockthesong101)
true that
this is funny ( 11 hours ago by rockthesong101)
this is funny
pls check out my ... ( 10 hours ago by jimvandervegt7)
pls check out my streetball freestyle by clicking on my name and let me know if you like it or not! i started freestyling 5 weeks ago! so be nice;)
what the fuck are ... ( 10 hours ago by DissentDispute)
what the fuck are you talking about?
Hahaha ( 9 hours ago by XjeraldX)
Hahaha
what is the first ... ( 9 hours ago by ExuNiox)
what is the first notes that guitar guy plays?
i can't stop ... ( 8 hours ago by dylanx03)
i can't stop laughing
love this ( 8 hours ago by xrockislife3016x)
love this
funny as hell ( 8 hours ago by SuperSonicDeluxe)
funny as hell
Suicide Silence xD ( 8 hours ago by SoundsUzed)
Suicide Silence xD
AWSOME!!!!! ( 8 hours ago by Generaljacen)
AWSOME!!!!!
SILENCE night! ... ( 7 hours ago by iluvrimmel)
SILENCE night! hahahaha i love that one!!
why does it sounds ... ( 7 hours ago by foamyfan231)
why does it sounds like he is saying jingle bongs?
because m is like ... ( 6 hours ago by silent2much1491)
because m is like the hardest letter to say
you racist bastard! ... ( 6 hours ago by shawnaroo11)
you racist bastard!!!
arabs r ... ( 5 hours ago by momolalaha)
arabs r soooooooooooooooooooo FUNNY!!!!!
love it! lol ( 4 hours ago by karen44)
love it! lol



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